{"id":1269,"date":"2022-05-29T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-29T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeppscommentaries.online\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2022-05-29T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T17:52:00","slug":"head-hardening-idiot-solutions-to-school-shootings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeppscommentaries.online\/?p=1269","title":{"rendered":"Head Hardening — Idiot \u201csolutions\u201d to school shootings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Head Hardening<\/b><\/p>\n

Idiot \u201csolutions\u201d to school shootings<\/b><\/p>\n

May 29th<\/sup> 2022<\/i><\/p>\n

Bryan Zepp Jamieson<\/i><\/p>\n

A friend of mine wrote me and said, \u201cTwenty bucks says if that classroom had been full of little white girls those Rangers would\u2019ve charged in guns a-blazin\u2019.\u201d Given that murdering a white person in America is seen as a far more serious crime than murdering someone who isn\u2019t white, that may well be true. I\u2019m sure that among the sociopaths who are trying to downplay the shootings at Robb Elementary, there are some who would be taking a different approach if the victims had been \u201clittle white girls.\u201d Not that it would be easy to tell their race or gender after an AR-15 was done with them.<\/p>\n

But what I said to my friend was \u201cThat was kinda my first thought, too\u2014until I discovered the town clowns were 90% Hispanic themselves. That was almost a relief; cowardly and incompetent was bad enough without throwing racism into the mix.\u201d There\u2019s damn few things you can say about the shooting that don\u2019t sicken the soul, but for once it wasn\u2019t the racist impulse that is rapidly destroying America.<\/p>\n

The morally and ethically dead imbeciles have come out on full parade, of course. I won\u2019t bother with the Trumps or the Congressional trolls; they just want attention and the only attention they deserve is a loud \u201cFuck YOU!\u201d But the gun apologists in general have been trying their usual efforts to defray the situation in any way they can.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve had several people tell me that the teachers need to be armed. You hear that pretty much every time this happens, which means you hear it a lot.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s suppose the two teachers in the classroom had been armed. They could not safely carry guns on their persons, not surrounded by 30 inquisitive and clever kids who would be daring one another to figure out how to get the gun off the teacher. OK, the girls, not so much, but if you think knowing the teacher had a gun wouldn\u2019t be taken by the boys as a challenge, then you don\u2019t know kids very well.<\/p>\n

Putting the gun somewhere out of sight wouldn\u2019t work, either. Even if the kids didn\u2019t know about the gun, they get into everything. The same day as the shooting, a second grader, age 7, showed up at a Sacramento school with a loaded handgun. The parents probably thought the gun was safely hidden. But kids get into everything.<\/p>\n

So put the gun in a safe. That way, the teacher can fumble for a key or try to remember a combination while trying to shield kids from explosive rounds where even a shot to a limb would be fatal. Piece of cake, right? There\u2019s a reason we pay teachers as lavishly as we do, and it isn\u2019t to educate the kids. Yes, that was sarcasm.<\/p>\n

Sort of. Remember Texas is one of those states that refuses to teach about civics, sex, or history. Even math books get banned for failing political purity tests. About all teachers can tell the kids is that Santa Claus founded the Confederacy to prepare the land for the second coming of Jesus.<\/p>\n

One guy\u2014and I hope to fuck he was kidding, but somehow I doubt it\u2014suggested arming the kids. Well, maybe not the fourth-graders. I think he had in mind high school kids. Because 15-year-olds are known for their good judgment and emotional stability. So you have thirty kids with guns, and a shooter shows up, and thirty kids greet him by pulling thirty weapons. That\u2019ll show him, right?<\/p>\n

Except in the panic and confusion, kids will fire in wrong, if not totally random directions, making it impossible to guess who the original shooter was. (And NONE of the kids kindly furnished guns by Governor Abbott will turn out to be shooters themselves?). If the shooter is from outside, all he has to do is duck back out into the hallway and wait for the shooting and massive crossfire to end, and then nip around and pick off the survivors, if any.<\/p>\n

Another bit of idiocy being flung around is \u201charden the schools.\u201d Part of it is having armed guards around. Well, Robb Elementary did have an armed guard. He was out fucking off somewhere, and there are unconfirmed reports he might have been the one who left the door open that the gunman used for entry. Nearly every school that has been shot up since before Columbine\u2014dozens of them\u2014had armed guards. There isn\u2019t an instance where they\u2019ve avoided a single death, and far too many where they bullied and arrested and threatened young kids for minor disciplinary transgressions. People want a cross between Officer Friendly and the Batman, but what they get is some retired buffoon whose only accomplishment as a cop was not getting fired over thirty years.<\/p>\n

One suggestion that left me slapping my forehead in complete abandonment of hope for humanity was that they only have ONE entrance and exit to a school, and it be locked. Likewise all the classrooms. One door. Locked.<\/p>\n

Because schools never catch fire, no place ever gets earthquakes, and there\u2019s never any other kind of emergency that might require a fast and orderly evacuation of the school.<\/p>\n

And a would-be school shooter would grin at the notion that the school had very thoughtfully created a killing field for him, a blind cul-de-sac full of kids who had absolutely no place to go, save where the shooter was standing.<\/p>\n

Of course, thanks to the NRA and the gun industry, shooters don\u2019t even have to enter the classrooms. The can just stroll down the hallway, firing into the walls. Random semi-automatic bursts through drywall will kill kids by the dozens. If he wants to see the carnage, well, there\u2019s aren\u2019t many door locks that can stand up to an AR-15. The gun, after all, is designed to kill large numbers of people very quickly. You don\u2019t even have to have a good aim.<\/p>\n

The only solution\u2014and it won\u2019t happen overnight\u2014is to ban weapons beyond those for home defense, or hunting. Weapons of mass destruction like AR-15s must be banned. And gun owners should be licensed, and their weapons registered. That won\u2019t stop the carnage, but it will start to slow it down some.<\/p>\n

If these changes aren\u2019t made, than reflect on the fact that in a couple of more years, we\u2019ll be looking at Robb Elementary as \u201cthe good old days.\u201d and wonder how we\u2019re supposed to educate our surviving kids.<\/p>\n

Because it\u2019s going to get worse. Much worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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