Mormon Jackass<\/p>\n
by Zepp, frankly<\/p>\n
I want a pasty little Mormon jackass
\nWith a long phony rails and has a conscience that fails
\nA corny little Mormon jackass
\nA sight for pity from Salt Lake City
\nBaloney inside
\nand he can swallow his pride.<\/p>\n
I want a smarmy little Mormon jackass
\nAdept at the deal and who knows how to steal
\nI want a sleazy little Mormon jackass
\nWith glad-handing friends, who squeaks when he bends
\nI just want a fool
\nTo be an establishment tool.<\/p>\n
I want a sorry little Mormon jackass
\nWho don’t know shit about working and who is constantly jerking
\nI want a vicious little Mormon jackass
\nWho can run over winos in a super stretch limo
\nWith a satisfied sigh
\nI just want that jackass to run
\nOnce he’s on top we all twist in the wind.<\/p>\n
I want a fucked up little Mormon jackass
\nA flipper, a flopper, he’s as bent as a copper
\nA crazy little Mormon jackass
\nA compulsive storer in church-designed drawers
\nHe’ll be a complete whore
\nWilling to shaft both the rich and the poor.<\/p>\n
I want a snotty little Mormon jackass
\nWho can lube corporate cogs while he airs out his dogs
\nA stuckup little Mormon jackass
\nFor whatever flies, who weasels and lies
\nIt would be quite a fright
\nTo make this dumb jackass a national blight
\nTo make this dumb jackass a national blight
\nTo make this dumb jackass a national blight
\nTo make this dumb jackass a national blight<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
with apologies to the late Frank Zappa and his fantastic \u201cJewish Princess\u201d<\/p>\n
-- \n\nNot dead, in jail or a slave? Thank a liberal!<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mormon Jackass by Zepp, frankly I want a pasty little Mormon jackass With a long phony rails and has a conscience that fails A corny little Mormon jackass A sight for pity from Salt Lake City Baloney inside and he can swallow his pride. I want a smarmy little Mormon jackass Adept at the deal … <\/p>\n