{"id":307,"date":"2018-07-12T15:12:24","date_gmt":"2018-07-12T22:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thebigweasel.wordpress.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2018-07-12T15:12:24","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T22:12:24","slug":"nutzis-in-the-noos-nra-goes-north-rest-of-world-goes-south","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeppscommentaries.online\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Nutzis in the Noos: NRA goes North, rest of world goes South"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-header\">\n<div class=\"entry-meta\"><span class=\"entry-author\">By <a title=\"Posts by Zepp\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zeppjamiesonfiction.com\/author\/zepptheweaselgmail-com\/\" rel=\"author\">Zepp<\/a> <\/span> <span class=\"entry-date\">on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeppjamiesonfiction.com\/2018\/05\/\">Monday, May 7, 2018<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p align=\"right\"><i>May 8<sup>th<\/sup> 2018<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s official: the NRA picked former Marine and national disgrace Ollie North to be their next president. An admitted illegal arms dealer with a deep contempt for the law or any consequences, he\u2019ll be a perfect match for that terrorist outfit. His first project will probably be continuing to convert rubles to Congressmen.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally there was a mass shooting at nearly the same time in Brookeville, Maryland. No details beyond \u201cmultiple fatalities\u201d. This sort of thing is the NRA version of fireworks. Of course there was a another mass shooting because freedumb.<\/p>\n<p>Even as rumors swirl of Trump sympathizers engaging in rat-fucking of anyone involved with the Mueller investigation, the New Yorker broke a story of four women stepping forward to allege abusive and injurious actions against them when in relationships with Erich Schneiderman, state Attorney-General for the State of New York and head of state level (and pardon-exempt) complaints against Trump and his people that are pending.<\/p>\n<p>Like a lot of other people, my initial reaction was this was this was just another GOP ratfucking, but after reading the article, I came away with the strong feeling that despite the lack of physical evidence, the complaints were quite probably true. At least two of the women are fairly well known liberal activists, and no friend to Trump. Their stories are very plausible.<\/p>\n<p>Schneiderman apparently felt the same way, and resigned about an hour ago.<\/p>\n<p>In other news: \u201cIf you are smuggling a child then we will prosecute you, and that child will be separated from you as required by law,\u201d Attorney General Jeff Sessions said Monday at a law enforcement conference in Scottsdale, Arizona. \u201cIf you don\u2019t like that, then don\u2019t smuggle children over our border.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Getting harder and harder to see any difference between Jeff Sessions and the Nazis. Yeah, go ahead, Beauregard; sue me.<\/p>\n<p>German, Russia, the UK and France tag-teamed Trump, fighting like hell to get him to not break the agreement with Iran. Nothing good can come of that, and Trump is probably too stupid to realize that if he attacks Iran (which Netanyahu and Bolton want) he risks a wider war with Russia and China, both of whom have plans for influence and access to southern ports and an American attack would definitely threaten.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Russia, Vladimir Putin was elected President of Russia, despite a poor showing amongst Russians who sit in middle counties park benches and inhale nerve gas, or blunder into bumbershoots with ricin tips, or like a little polonium in their tea. No doubt hundreds of journalists will launch themselves off fifth-storey balconies by way of celebrating.<\/p>\n<p>He released a video which consists of a four minute continuous shot of him walking to work, where a surprise party awaited. \u201cSix more years? For little old me? Oh, you guys!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rudy Guiliani, who unfortunately was not in the twin towers the day the planes hit, has done such a shambolic and chaotic job of defending Trump that even Trump is reportedly considering banning Guiliani from any more live TV appearances on his behalf. Bad move, Donnie: much safer getting between a momma grizzly and her cubs than between Rudy Guiliani and a TV camera.<\/p>\n<p>Melania Trump launched her doomed crusade against cyberbullying. Normally this would be a good cause for a first lady to pursue, and Michelle Obama did. As did Laura Bush. Which would be fine, except they made a pamplet for it, this \u201cBe Best\u201d campaign, and it was pinched directly from one released early in the Obama administration with only the title, the intro, and an image of a cell phone updated to look like it was from this decade. Oops.<\/p>\n<p>It came just as Sessions was saying he would cheerfully rip apart the families of unpapered immigrants, deporting the parents and sending the kids into America\u2019s foster-care maw.<\/p>\n<p>You know what, Jeff? I changed my mind. You aren\u2019t really \u2018like a Nazi\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>You are a Nazi.<\/p>\n<p>But cheer up, Jeff. I see where Don Blankenship is leading in the polls in the West Virginia GOP primary for the Senate. Blankenship is a real piece of work. He\u2019s out of jail, where he served a year for conspiracy to violate mandatory federal mine safety and health standards and conspiracy to impede federal mine safety officials. It resulted in the deaths of 29 miners.<\/p>\n<p>The GOP had two other candidates, but apparently they weren\u2019t big enough dirtbags to appeal to Republican voters. Not a single kiddy diddler or traitor amongst them. But someone who killed 29 people through greed and negligence? Well, it ain\u2019t as good as Roy Moore or Paul Manafort, but it will have to do.<\/p>\n<p>So Jeff, if you can get GOP voters to believe you are a Nazi, they\u2019ll vote for you.<\/p>\n<p>It annoys the grown-ups, you see.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Zepp on Monday, May 7, 2018 May 8th 2018 It\u2019s official: the NRA picked former Marine and national disgrace Ollie North to be their next president. An admitted illegal arms dealer with a deep contempt for the law or any consequences, he\u2019ll be a perfect match for that terrorist outfit. 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