A Note to all the Trumpanista Deplorables out there:
Revenge is best served cold.
Federal Prosecutor Robert Mueller demonstrates that justice and revenge are even better when served slow roasted.
Prosecutor Mueller is treating this investigation of ‘President Great White Hype’ like any other RICO case. He began with a few minor fish, and told them that unless they wanted to join the Federal Prison Shower Dance team they had better start singing and giving up their bosses.
Mueller built on that evidence for a second foundation of subpoenas for the bigger, mid-level managers/fish/swamp dwellers. They were told that unless they wanted to start buying KY Jelly in clear plastic containers (per Federal Prison Regulations) they had better start singing in six-part harmony and consider regicide as a viable alternative. Call now. A limited amount of deals are available.
While Trump supporters sing, “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality…,” Prosecutor Mueller is slowly circling the D.C. Alpha Assholes, including a certain “Individual #1,” while tightening the noose and gathering an even longer resume of ruin for certain self-important people.
At the same time, Prosecutor Mueller has inserted the information he has gathered into several legal filings so that they are a part of the public record. No matter who is Attorney General, the feline is out of the recycled, bio-degradable, Happy Holidays, Whole Foods, paper bag.
So, if you were wondering why your bigoted, crooked, sex-offender hero looks like a dead, bloated, orange possum on a stick, there you have it. Collusion is the reason for the treason.
Isn’t that holiday dinner with your liberal relatives going to be loads of fun this year?
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For all you degenerate gamblers out there, I have set the over/under for the number of impeachment articles passed by the full house before President Oompa Loompa cuts his own deal and resigns at 3. Even Tricky Dick, after a House Committee reported 3 Articles of impeachment to the full House, realized it was time to cut bait and make sushi. Nixon was never formally impeached by the House.
Irish bookies are offering 2 to 1 odds that President Jack the Gripper will be impeached.
